"fuck her i don need all the bullshit shes put me threw
and i can do so much better"
And I know DAMNED WELL that you can SPELL BETTER than that, too!!!!!! Getting ready for college, and you're typing like some KID on fucking TWITTER. Don't make me break out the grammar & spelling texts on your ass. You'd better have re-taken that gawddamned ACT & SAT, too, by now!!!!!! Or at the very least, that PSAT, *that's* where you get your scholarship offers from, remember?!?!?!
WELL FUCK, AT LEAST NOW I KNOW THAT YOU'RE **ALIVE**!!!!! I've been trying the new cell #, the old one, and NOTHING!!! I've been e-mailing your ass off, to see if you were still in Iowa or in Texas or where in the hell --- MAKE A BITCH WORRY, WHYDONTCHA?!!??!?!?!?!
Call me tomorrow, I gotta to bed, got a dr. appt tomorrow. CALL ME, DAMMIT. I've been worried about your goofy ass, as every single one of these fucking messages mentions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You give me almost as much grey hair as the snotty little bitches who are my BLOOD kin! Have we harpooned Skankzilla yet, btw?
Correction of badly-mangled French, I hope: Qu'est etre une beastie? Anybody else who speaks better Francais, please feel free to correct that. I'm way past rusty to full-body corrosion.
Also, m'dear "All Hope Is Gone," which is the antithesis of your future:
And you're STILL TOO DAMNED SKINNY. Ain't gonna be having no more eating-disorder bitches on MY watch. Psycho-Cunt "sister" bequeathed that shit to her daughters, and the 2nd one is STILL fucktarded out the ass, when she SHOULD have had a full scholarship to any university in this country. Moral of the story?Starvation kills brain cells, which leads to PROCREATING WITH YOUR DEALER AND THEN MARRYING THE MIDGET COCKBITE.Stay away from drugs that kill brain cells(meth, X, coke, crack, alcohol, etc.)and stay away from POISONOUS PEOPLE. And that concludes tonight's sermon.
And hey, one day soon, you'll be grown enough to get REAL tats, and I trust that you'll let your Ranty Aunty Annti help you pick it out (if it's not of your own design, obviously) and help you pick the right artist, yes? I know of one helluvan artist in Beaumont, and he's good people. Total man-ho, but a great artist. And yes, I would have to be able to get my fat ass over the Sabine River and the Atchafalaya Basin in order to accomplish this, but maybe by next birfday, I can. And no, you can't go gettin' no underage tattoos WIFOUT ME. That's not a request, that's an order. Fuck, none of my BLOOD nieces have ever listened to me worth a shit, but at least I was able to take the two oldest ones for their first tats. The next three, no friggin idea, especially since I hadda disown #4, and #3 is a flaming fucking republicunt.
Dunno where I was going with this, but what the hell, it's a Saturday night, I've finished my NetFlix discs (without any of the bonus features, 'cause the fucking REMOTE DIED, and I don't have the $16 bucks it would take to order a THIRD ONE), and I'd rather talk to you than most people. Sorry I wasn't awake when you called, but them's the breaks. You know how I am about my sleep. People have been injured in trying to deprive me of it. And I know that you didn't MEAN to wake me up, obviously, it was just a scheduling issue. Holler at me when you get home from work, if you wanna.
(copied from over to my page, in response to yer message)
1. This isn't a chat room or text messaging. USE YER WORRRRDS, dear.
2. Since when do you need APPROVAL from anybody!??!?! You know how gorgeous you are, you sure as hell don't need to be advertising online! See, when you put words like that out there, you draw the parasitic ass-lepers who'll prowl your profile and tell you how "Beeeeauuuuutifullllll" that you are, and could you meet them out by the I-10 truckstop for a handy and maybe a squirt?
Yes, you're cute. But you're too fucking skinny. Eat a gawddamned MEAL once in a fucking while, wouldja please? Meat, veggies, skim milk, you get the fucking idea. POP TARTS ARE NOT FOOD.
BTW, no fucking idea what happened to the picture/slide-show utility/app. E-mailed Genia/SistersTalk about it, we'll see what's going on at some point. Sorry I got ya all hyped-up about it, but hopefully it'll come back soon!