Hey, Raych. I was looking @ SistersTalk's friends page, and saw you. That lip piercing hadda hurt like all hell, I am NOT that brave. Got 20 tattoos (need at least 6 more, including cover-ups, but especially the memorial to my late nephew), six ear piercings, nose, one eyebrow, but that heavy .9 gauge stuff looks ROUGH! When I was still doing the whole sex clusterfuck, though, there was this goth boy who was uncircumcised (as we all should be!), and he had a GINORMOUS Prince Albert, kind of a "SURPRISE!" toy from a box of cracker jacks, but a WUNNERFUL "SPEED BUMP"!!! So I can at least say THAT about the big hardware, so to speak.
Moving away from THAT loverly image, everybody here has been so open & welcoming to me, I'm just flat-out amazed.
You know how it usually is when it comes to bisexuals like me, the lesbians LOVE you until you say the dreaded "bi-word," and then it's that snarled lip like, "EEYEWWWW!!!! You've got DICK on your breath!" and guys think that it's "hip"/porno-cool (when it is NEVER like teh straight porno, is it, never will be!)UNTIL THEY GET INTIMIDATED/THREATENED by the fact that I can love anybody who can love me. They can't handle that kind of "competition." Wussies. Granted, I'll never do another closeted pseudo-Bi-girl who has men on the side, 'cause I'll always be the "stepchild" that she barely acknowledges. Learned that lesson the hard way, believe you me. And, just like a man, she got HER multiple orgasms(with nary a "thank you," either!)and WENT STRAIGHT TO SLEEP, the egomaniacal midget.
Actually, I'm jealous of real lesbians, because y'all don't have to deal with male pheromones for the most part, to parenthesize it. I know that gay relationships can be as fucked-up as any hetero/open relationship, and they ALL suck when it's over, sometimes DURING, but lesbians seem to be so happy WITH THEMSELVES, and so much less INSECURE as we straight/bi chicks have had beaten into our heads from day one: "BE ANOREXIC! GET A MAN'S APPROVAL! BREED-BREED-BREEEEEEDDD!!!"
I'm happy to be a spinster at this point. Men will rip your heart out and laugh, but women will rip it out, cackle demonically, and then eat it in front of you, your love & blood dripping from their shining talons. THAT is the only difference. People are all fuckin' crazy, for damned sure.
How's life in Long Beach? Used to have friends who worked at LB Memorial Hospital, but only because we had Henry Rollins in common. Mostly out-of-state residents, interns, etc., who went home when they got "real" jobs, so they didn't really invest IN Long Beach. We had our laughs, now they're gone to the four winds. Remind me to tell you about a tattoo artist in Anaheim one of these days...
Okay, so you give out no info on yourself, but I just spilled my guts to you. Weirder than weird, I usually wait until I *know* people to do that, but there's something about your eyes that seems trustworthy & reliable, along with hidden, shy, tender-hearted. No, I'm sure as hell no psychic or FBI profiler, but I say what I see. Hyperlexic freak-alien people like me have to develop tricks to learn how to "read" people, so I try to trust my gut, rather than what people bullshit.
Come over to my page, my blog, hang out and shoot the shit with us, k?
Thanks!
--Aunty Ranty Annti
P.S.: Can I invite you to "friend" here @ GayWallet? Holler back at me.
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Moving away from THAT loverly image, everybody here has been so open & welcoming to me, I'm just flat-out amazed.
You know how it usually is when it comes to bisexuals like me, the lesbians LOVE you until you say the dreaded "bi-word," and then it's that snarled lip like, "EEYEWWWW!!!! You've got DICK on your breath!" and guys think that it's "hip"/porno-cool (when it is NEVER like teh straight porno, is it, never will be!) UNTIL THEY GET INTIMIDATED/THREATENED by the fact that I can love anybody who can love me. They can't handle that kind of "competition." Wussies. Granted, I'll never do another closeted pseudo-Bi-girl who has men on the side, 'cause I'll always be the "stepchild" that she barely acknowledges. Learned that lesson the hard way, believe you me. And, just like a man, she got HER multiple orgasms (with nary a "thank you," either!) and WENT STRAIGHT TO SLEEP, the egomaniacal midget.
Actually, I'm jealous of real lesbians, because y'all don't have to deal with male pheromones for the most part, to parenthesize it. I know that gay relationships can be as fucked-up as any hetero/open relationship, and they ALL suck when it's over, sometimes DURING, but lesbians seem to be so happy WITH THEMSELVES, and so much less INSECURE as we straight/bi chicks have had beaten into our heads from day one: "BE ANOREXIC! GET A MAN'S APPROVAL! BREED-BREED-BREEEEEEDDD!!!"
I'm happy to be a spinster at this point. Men will rip your heart out and laugh, but women will rip it out, cackle demonically, and then eat it in front of you, your love & blood dripping from their shining talons. THAT is the only difference. People are all fuckin' crazy, for damned sure.
How's life in Long Beach? Used to have friends who worked at LB Memorial Hospital, but only because we had Henry Rollins in common. Mostly out-of-state residents, interns, etc., who went home when they got "real" jobs, so they didn't really invest IN Long Beach. We had our laughs, now they're gone to the four winds. Remind me to tell you about a tattoo artist in Anaheim one of these days...
Okay, so you give out no info on yourself, but I just spilled my guts to you. Weirder than weird, I usually wait until I *know* people to do that, but there's something about your eyes that seems trustworthy & reliable, along with hidden, shy, tender-hearted. No, I'm sure as hell no psychic or FBI profiler, but I say what I see. Hyperlexic freak-alien people like me have to develop tricks to learn how to "read" people, so I try to trust my gut, rather than what people bullshit.
Come over to my page, my blog, hang out and shoot the shit with us, k?
Thanks!
--Aunty Ranty Annti
P.S.: Can I invite you to "friend" here @ GayWallet? Holler back at me.